Sunday, November 30, 2008

Book Challenge

Rules:
* Grab the book nearest you. Right now.
* Turn to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post that sentence here and also (along with these instructions) in a note to your wall.
* Put the title of the book in brackets after your sentence.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Today, I ate my father

I buried my father one grey day in an unknown cemetery off a narrow lane in a suburb of karachi after being transported in a rented public bus that took corners faster than a ferrari.

We rolled him up in a white cotton sheet and lowered him into the shallow grave dug by a couple of guyz, the sweat still rolling off their faces.

Did the necessary rituals and called it a night.

And now, I eat this carrot knowing that my pops, not in a wood casket or a metal coffin, but in a white biodegradable cotton sheet became almost instantly, food for the microorganisms which became food for the plants which by and by became food for me... Thus, I ate my father and he his father... Thanks, big guy!!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Diversion - Give me your brains for 8 sex

Garbage Diversification Statistics of Faz and Paddy's B-Unit for 45 days

Total Garbage: 20L 24%
Total Recycling: 36L 43%
Total Compost: 27L 33% <--- can you believe this!!!

Total: 83L 100%


Total Garbage: 24%

Total Recycling and Compost: 76%